Personal and Fan Fiction Blog from the moderator of david-jacobs-would. I always welcome prompts for Newsies fan fiction (even if I don't always respond to them super quickly)
The watermelon smells like salamanders and my housemate insists that salamanders are not amphibians and also believes that because he has an MA (in international politics. Irrelevant) that he is more qualified than me on this matter, for I have but a lowly (and equally irrelevant) BA.
Pros: I got a taxi to go out and meet my friends even though it’s one of the busiest nights of of the year.
Cons: The taxi driver slowed down, shouted “You’re too fat, you’ll break my taxi.” And I only got him to stop by shouting back that I was one person and his taxi could take four.
Pros: Good on the spot language skills!!
Cons: He made me sit in the center of the cab so as not to turn it off balance, asked me about my food preferences the entire way there, inquired as to how I was able to walk, and charges me an extra ten yuan for “almost breaking his taxi”.
Pros: I’ve heard worse. And I made it to my destination, which is, as it turns out, a bar.